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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

Carousel (or Destiny USA as it’s now called) always gives me the worlds biggest migraine. How can my friends hang out here all the time?

  #destiny usa    #carousel mall    #upstate new york    #why god why    #this place gives me a migraine  
  #well that escalated quickly    #technically he didn't lie  
twitterthecomic:

"Look, son! I built a time machine!"
Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan.
*dad pulls a gun*
"Get in the fucking time machine."— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf) May 10, 2013

twitterthecomic:

My cat is the most annoying creature on the planet, don’t get me wrong I love him but he likes to occasionally walk to my bedroom door and meow at odd hours for example 2AM. He just sits there and meows saying in his own cat way why won’t you feed me c’mon man I’m hungry! In my head I’m basically saying because you’ve eaten 7 cans of cat food, and if I feed you anymore you’re going to turn into a blimp, you’re worse than me at an all you can eat buffet!

In the midst of all this my dog sees the cat being animated and decides oh it’s play time which prompts her to walk to my bedroom door and paw at it until I finally get out of bed. So I walk to the living room and turn the TV on and mindlessly stare at it, and that’s the story of how I’ve watched Gravity Falls for five hours! Thanks animals glad to know that my love for you makes you want to drive me insane. On the upside Gravity Falls is a great show so I guess that’s something!

  #my life story    #my animals drive me insane    #all i want is to sleep    #apparently that's too much to ask for    #gravity falls    #gravity falls is a great show    #so there's that  

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

I am not Mike Brown. I am white. I am middle class. I am female. I am small. I am not considered a threat. When police see me they see someone who looks like them. They see their mothers, their daughters, their sisters, themselves. I am not at risk of being shot by police for existing while black. I am not at risk of being shot while unarmed. I am not at risk of being shot while armed with nothing more than a BB gun. I am not at risk of being shot for reaching for my wallet. I am privileged.
But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?
Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged.

the-altar:

Finally noticed, eh?