So not anything worth freaking out over, but I got a new phone today. I finally upgraded from my iPhone 4S to an iPhone 5S. So yeah there’s that for my day.
Monogatari (Bakemonogatari, Nisemonogatari. Nekomonogatari (Kuro), and Monogatari Series Second Season) and its subsequent series are consuming my life right now and I don’t regret a thing! Also thank you Hulu Plus for providing me with a way to watch these legally!
Foolish lies of growing old
It seems we’re invincible,
The truth is so cold. — Avenged Sevenfold “So Far Away”
I'm Often More Honest Than I Should Be (Even to Myself)
- -Dan shows up at my house-
- Dan: Hey Phil, you wanna go for a walk somewhere?
- Me: What? Where? Why? Actually never mind no I don't, walking is for losers.
- Dan: But Phil you walk everywhere!
- Me: I know Dan, I meant what I said I know who and what I am. That's why it's called delusions of grandeur, and not grandeur.
- Matt: I drink saltwater.
- Me and Dan: LOL like you mean you rinse with saltwater?
- Matt: No, like I drink salt water it helps with my stomach aches
- Me: Matt you get stomach aches because you have ulcers from all the Mountain Dew! Stop drinking saltwater you're gonna give yourself kidney failure!
- Matt: Fuck you I don-trails off into incoherent slurs-
- Me: Alright Ozzy calm down I'd hate for you to start attacking the bats.
- Dan: -does an Ozzy impression- Sharon the sugar gliders are doing the laundry again!
- Matt: -spits Mountain Dew into a cup-
- Me: -sighs- I fucking hate you guys, I mean I love you guys, but why are we friends? I've made bad decisions with my life.